Let’s face it. Finances can be boring.
But it doesn’t have to be.
I’ve cooked up 10 Made-Up Financial Words that not only describe your money adventures (and misadventures) but also make the whole thing way more fun. 🤩
1. Spendzilla
Ahhh! 🦖 The terrifying beast that devours your cash faster than you can say “SALE!” It preys on impulse buys & shiny things. Run or risk empty pockets! 🏃♀️💨
2. Finanxiety
That gut-clenching moment 😬 when you glance at your bank app, hoping for the best but fully expecting the worst. Spoiler Alert: It’s usually totally fine.
3. Subscri-what?
The shock of discovering you’ve been paying for a subscription you don’t even remember signing up for. Surprise! You’ve been the proud supporter of Hulu and Prime Video for the last two years. 🙈
4. Fin-tainment
When someone makes money talk less dreadful and actually enjoyable. 🎤🥳 Don’t mean to brag 💁♂️, but I hear I’m pretty good at this one.
5. Creditacular
That blissful moment when you check your credit score, and it’s so good you want to frame it. Maybe even throw confetti and pop some bubbly. 🥂
6. Budgecraft
Budgeting = equal parts art and science 🎨🔬. This is your epic quest to create a money plan that actually works.
7. Cashflowmageddon
Payday hits and… 💨 POOF. Bills, rent, and Amazon make it all disappear. Where did it go? No one knows.
8. Loanlinger
Your student loans? IMMORTAL. 🧛♂️ They’ll outlive you, your dog, and probably the universe itself.
9. Oopsudget
The budget that seemed foolproof… but took a detour into chaos. 🤷♂️ You overspent, but hey, it happens to the best of us.
10. Coachcrush (My fave!)
That spark ✨ when you finally find a financial coach who gets you. Someone turns your budget battles into small victories and makes money talk feel relaxed.
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Money with a Side of LOLs
Money isn’t just numbers; it’s about mindset, habits, and sometimes laughing at the occasional budget mishap.
Start small. Have fun. And remember, every tiny win takes you closer to that incredible Creditacular life.
Avraham
Financial Coachinator
PS: Need a money wingman? Book your FREE coaching sesh now. Promise, the only thing you’ll regret is not doing it sooner. Book your free session here.
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